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@ -11,6 +11,68 @@ if TYPE_CHECKING:
CompactItemData = Tuple[str, Union[str, int], int]
joke_hints = [
"Have you tried Adventure?\n...Holy crud, that game is 17 years older than me.",
"Have you tried A Link to the Past?\nThe Archipelago game that started it all!",
"Waiting to get your items?\nTry BK Sudoku! Make progress even while stuck.",
"Have you tried Blasphemous?\nYou haven't? Blasphemy!\n...Sorry. You should try it, though!",
"Have you tried Bumper Stickers?\nDecades after its inception, people are still inventing unique twists on the match-3 genre.",
"Have you tried Bumper Stickers?\nMaybe after spending so much time on this island, you are longing for a simpler puzzle game.",
"Have you tried Celeste 64?\nYou need smol low-poly Madeline in your life. TRUST ME.",
"Have you tried ChecksFinder?\nIf you like puzzles, you might enjoy it!",
"Have you tried Clique?\nIt's certainly a lot less complicated than this game!",
"Have you tried Dark Souls III?\nA tough game like this feels better when friends are helping you!",
"Have you tried Donkey Kong Country 3?\nA legendary game from a golden age of platformers!",
"Have you tried DLC Quest?\nI know you all like parody games.\nI got way too many requests to make a randomizer for \"The Looker\".",
"Have you tried Doom?\nI wonder if a smart fridge can connect to Archipelago.",
"Have you tried Doom II?\nGot a good game on your hands? Just make it bigger and better.",
"Have you tried Factorio?\nAlone in an unknown multiworld. Sound familiar?",
"Have you tried Final Fantasy?\nExperience a classic game improved to fit modern standards!",
"Have you tried Final Fantasy Mystic Quest?\nApparently, it was made in an attempt to simplify Final Fantasy for the western market.\nThey were right, I suck at RPGs.",
"Have you tried Heretic?\nWait, there is a Doom Engine game where you can look UP AND DOWN???",
"Have you tried Hollow Knight?\nAnother independent hit revolutionising a genre!",
"Have you tried Hylics 2?\nStop motion might just be the epitome of unique art styles.",
"Have you tried Kirby's Dream Land 3?\nAll good things must come to an end, including Nintendo's SNES library.\nWent out with a bang though!",
"Have you tried Kingdom Hearts II?\nI'll wait for you to name a more epic crossover.",
"Have you tried Link's Awakening DX?\nHopefully, Link won't be obsessed with circles when he wakes up.",
"Have you tried Landstalker?\nThe Witness player's greatest fear: A diagonal movement grid...\nWait, I guess we have the Monastery puzzles.",
"Have you tried Lingo?\nIt's an open world puzzle game. It features puzzle panels with non-verbally explained mechanics.\nIf you like this game, you'll like Lingo too.",
"(Middle Yellow)\nYOU AILED OVERNIGHT\nH--- --- ----- -----?",
"Have you tried Lufia II?\nRoguelites are not just a 2010s phenomenon, turns out.",
"Have you tried Meritous?\nYou should know that obscure games are often groundbreaking!",
"Have you tried The Messenger?\nOld ideas made new again. It's how all art is made.",
"Have you tried Minecraft?\nI have recently learned this is a question that needs to be asked.",
"Have you tried Mega Man Battle Network 3?\nIt's a Mega Man RPG. How could you not want to try that?",
"Have you tried Muse Dash?\nRhythm game with cute girls!\n(Maybe skip if you don't like the Jungle panels)",
"Have you tried Noita?\nIf you like punishing yourself, you will like it.",
"Have you tried Ocarina of Time?\nOne of the biggest randomizers, big inspiration for this one's features!",
"Have you tried Overcooked 2?\nWhen you're done relaxing with puzzles, use your energy to yell at your friends.",
"Have you tried Pokemon Emerald?\nI'm going to say it: 10/10, just the right amount of water.",
"Have you tried Pokemon Red&Blue?\nA cute pet collecting game that fascinated an entire generation.",
"Have you tried Raft?\nHaven't you always wanted to explore the ocean surrounding this island?",
"Have you tried Rogue Legacy?\nAfter solving so many puzzles it's the perfect way to rest your \"thinking\" brain.",
"Have you tried Risk of Rain 2?\nI haven't either. But I hear it's incredible!",
"Have you tried Sonic Adventure 2?\nIf the silence on this island is getting to you, there aren't many games more energetic.",
"Have you tried Starcraft 2?\nUse strategy and management to crush your enemies!",
"Have you tried Shivers?\nWitness 2 should totally feature a haunted museum.",
"Have you tried Super Metroid?\nA classic game, yet still one of the best in the genre.",
"Have you tried Super Mario 64?\n3-dimensional games like this owe everything to that game.",
"Have you tried Super Mario World?\nI don't think I need to tell you that it is beloved by many.",
"Have you tried SMZ3?\nWhy play one incredible game when you can play 2 at once?",
"Have you tried Secret of Evermore?\nI haven't either. But I hear it's great!",
"Have you tried Slay the Spire?\nExperience the thrill of combat without needing fast fingers!",
"Have you tried Stardew Valley?\nThe Farming game that gave a damn. It's so easy to lose hours and days to it...",
"Have you tried Subnautica?\nIf you like this game's lonely atmosphere, I would suggest you try it.",
"Have you tried Terraria?\nA prime example of a survival sandbox game that beats the \"Wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle\" allegations.",
"Have you tried Timespinner?\nEveryone who plays it ends up loving it!",
"Have you tried The Legend of Zelda?\nIn some sense, it was the starting point of \"adventure\" in video games.",
"Have you tried TUNC?\nWhat? No, I'm pretty sure I spelled that right.",
"Have you tried TUNIC?\nRemember what discovering your first Environmental Puzzle was like?\nTUNIC will make you feel like that at least 5 times over.",
"Have you tried Undertale?\nI hope I'm not the 10th person to ask you that. But it's, like, really good.",
"Have you tried VVVVVV?\nExperience the essence of gaming distilled into its purest form!",
"Have you tried Wargroove?\nI'm glad that for every abandoned series, enough people are yearning for its return that one of them will know how to code.",
"Have you tried The Witness?\nOh. I guess you already have. Thanks for playing!",
"Have you tried Zillion?\nMe neither. But it looks fun. So, let's try something new together?",
"Quaternions break my brain",
"Eclipse has nothing, but you should do it anyway.",
"Beep",
@ -23,67 +85,6 @@ joke_hints = [
"When you think about it, there are actually a lot of bubbles in a stream.",
"Never gonna give you up\nNever gonna let you down\nNever gonna run around and desert you",
"Thanks to the Archipelago developers for making this possible.",
"Have you tried ChecksFinder?\nIf you like puzzles, you might enjoy it!",
"Have you tried Dark Souls III?\nA tough game like this feels better when friends are helping you!",
"Have you tried Donkey Kong Country 3?\nA legendary game from a golden age of platformers!",
"Have you tried Factorio?\nAlone in an unknown multiworld. Sound familiar?",
"Have you tried Final Fantasy?\nExperience a classic game improved to fit modern standards!",
"Have you tried Hollow Knight?\nAnother independent hit revolutionising a genre!",
"Have you tried A Link to the Past?\nThe Archipelago game that started it all!",
"Have you tried Meritous?\nYou should know that obscure games are often groundbreaking!",
"Have you tried Ocarina of Time?\nOne of the biggest randomizers, big inspiration for this one's features!",
"Have you tried Raft?\nHaven't you always wanted to explore the ocean surrounding this island?",
"Have you tried Risk of Rain 2?\nI haven't either. But I hear it's incredible!",
"Have you tried Rogue Legacy?\nAfter solving so many puzzles it's the perfect way to rest your \"thinking\" brain.",
"Have you tried Secret of Evermore?\nI haven't either. But I hear it's great!",
"Have you tried Slay the Spire?\nExperience the thrill of combat without needing fast fingers!",
"Have you tried SMZ3?\nWhy play one incredible game when you can play 2 at once?",
"Have you tried Starcraft 2?\nUse strategy and management to crush your enemies!",
"Have you tried Super Mario 64?\n3-dimensional games like this owe everything to that game.",
"Have you tried Super Metroid?\nA classic game, yet still one of the best in the genre.",
"Have you tried Timespinner?\nEveryone who plays it ends up loving it!",
"Have you tried VVVVVV?\nExperience the essence of gaming distilled into its purest form!",
"Have you tried The Witness?\nOh. I guess you already have. Thanks for playing!",
"Have you tried Super Mario World?\nI don't think I need to tell you that it is beloved by many.",
"Have you tried Overcooked 2?\nWhen you're done relaxing with puzzles, use your energy to yell at your friends.",
"Have you tried Zillion?\nMe neither. But it looks fun. So, let's try something new together?",
"Have you tried Hylics 2?\nStop motion might just be the epitome of unique art styles.",
"Have you tried Pokemon Red&Blue?\nA cute pet collecting game that fascinated an entire generation.",
"Have you tried Lufia II?\nRoguelites are not just a 2010s phenomenon, turns out.",
"Have you tried Minecraft?\nI have recently learned this is a question that needs to be asked.",
"Have you tried Subnautica?\nIf you like this game's lonely atmosphere, I would suggest you try it.",
"Have you tried Sonic Adventure 2?\nIf the silence on this island is getting to you, "
"there aren't many games more energetic.",
"Waiting to get your items?\nTry BK Sudoku! Make progress even while stuck.",
"Have you tried Adventure?\n...Holy crud, that game is 17 years older than me.",
"Have you tried Muse Dash?\nRhythm game with cute girls!\n(Maybe skip if you don't like the Jungle panels)",
"Have you tried Clique?\nIt's certainly a lot less complicated than this game!",
"Have you tried Bumper Stickers?\nDecades after its inception, people are still inventing unique twists on the match-3 genre.",
"Have you tried DLC Quest?\nI know you all like parody games.\nI got way too many requests to make a randomizer for \"The Looker\".",
"Have you tried Doom?\nI wonder if a smart fridge can connect to Archipelago.",
"Have you tried Kingdom Hearts II?\nI'll wait for you to name a more epic crossover.",
"Have you tried Link's Awakening DX?\nHopefully, Link won't be obsessed with circles when he wakes up.",
"Have you tried The Messenger?\nOld ideas made new again. It's how all art is made.",
"Have you tried Mega Man Battle Network 3?\nIt's a Mega Man RPG. How could you not want to try that?",
"Have you tried Noita?\nIf you like punishing yourself, you will like it.",
"Have you tried Stardew Valley?\nThe Farming game that gave a damn. It's so easy to lose hours and days to it...",
"Have you tried The Legend of Zelda?\nIn some sense, it was the starting point of \"adventure\" in video games.",
"Have you tried Undertale?\nI hope I'm not the 10th person to ask you that. But it's, like, really good.",
"Have you tried Wargroove?\nI'm glad that for every abandoned series, enough people are yearning for its return that one of them will know how to code.",
"Have you tried Blasphemous?\nYou haven't? Blasphemy!\n...Sorry. You should try it, though!",
"Have you tried Doom II?\nGot a good game on your hands? Just make it bigger and better.",
"Have you tried Lingo?\nIt's an open world puzzle game. It features panels with non-verbally explained mechanics.\nIf you like this game, you'll like Lingo too.",
"(Middle Yellow)\nYOU AILED OVERNIGHT\nH--- --- ----- -----?",
"Have you tried Bumper Stickers?\nMaybe after spending so much time on this island, you are longing for a simpler puzzle game.",
"Have you tried Pokemon Emerald?\nI'm going to say it: 10/10, just the right amount of water.",
"Have you tried Terraria?\nA prime example of a survival sandbox game that beats the \"Wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle\" allegations.",
"Have you tried Final Fantasy Mystic Quest?\nApparently, it was made in an attempt to simplify Final Fantasy for the western market.\nThey were right, I suck at RPGs.",
"Have you tried Shivers?\nWitness 2 should totally feature a haunted Museum.",
"Have you tried Heretic?\nWait, there is a Doom Engine game where you can look UP AND DOWN???",
"One day I was fascinated by the subject of generation of waves by wind.",
"I don't like sandwiches. Why would you think I like sandwiches? Have you ever seen me with a sandwich?",
"Where are you right now?\nI'm at soup!\nWhat do you mean you're at soup?",
@ -163,6 +164,21 @@ joke_hints = [
"Welcome Back! (:",
"R R R U L L U L U R U R D R D R U U",
"Have you tried checking your tracker?",
"Lines are drawn on grids\nAll symbols must be obeyed\nIt's snowing on Mt. Fuji",
"If you're BK, you could try today's Wittle:\nhttps://www.fourisland.com/wittle/",
"They say that plundering Outside Ganon's Castle is a foolish choice.",
"You should try to BLJ. Maybe that'll get you through that door.",
"Error: Witness Randomizer disconnected from Archipelago.\n(lmao gottem)",
"You have found: One (1) Audio Log!\nSeries of 49! Collect them all!",
"In the Town area, you will find 1 good boi.\nGo pet him.",
"If you're ever stuck on a panel, feel free to ask Rever.\nSurely you'll understand his drawing!",
"[This hint has been removed as part of the Witness Protection Program]",
"Panel Diddle",
"Witness AP when",
"This game is my favorite walking simulator.",
"Did you hear that? It said --\n\nCosmic background radiation is a riot!",
"Well done solving those puzzles.\nPray return to the Waking Sands.",
"Having trouble finding your checks?\nTry the PopTracker pack!\nIt's got auto-tracking and a detailed map.",
"Hints suggested by:\nIHNN, Beaker, MrPokemon11, Ember, TheM8, NewSoupVi, Jasper Bird, T1mshady, "
"KF, Yoshi348, Berserker, BowlinJim, oddGarrett, Pink Switch, Rever, Ishigh, snolid.",