diff --git a/Text.py b/Text.py
index 4c723afb..3a873567 100644
--- a/Text.py
+++ b/Text.py
@@ -290,8 +290,6 @@ junk_texts = [
     "{C:GREEN}\nMist Form\nis in the\nCatacombs.  >",
     "{C:GREEN}\nMaybe you\ncould hire a\ndetective?  >",
     "{C:GREEN}\n>  READ\nor the owl\nwill eat you.",
-    "{C:GREEN}\n> Bunnies\nare cute.",
-    "{C:GREEN}\nPugs are the\nsuperior dog\nbreed.  >",
     "{C:GREEN}\nOther randos\nexist too!\nTry some!  >",
 ]
 
@@ -1504,7 +1502,7 @@ class TextTable(object):
         text['tutorial_guard_4'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("When you has a sword, press B to slash it.")
         text['tutorial_guard_5'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("このメッセージはニホンゴでそのまま") # on purpose
         text['tutorial_guard_6'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("Are we really still reading these?")
-        text['tutorial_guard_7'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("Jeeze! There really are a lot of things.")
+        text['tutorial_guard_7'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("Jeez! There really are a lot of things.")
         text['priest_sanctuary_before_leave'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("Go be a hero!")
         text['sanctuary_enter'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("YAY!\nYou saved Zelda!")
         text['zelda_sanctuary_story'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("Do you want to hear me say this again?\n{HARP}\n  ≥ no\n    yes\n{CHOICE}")
@@ -1664,12 +1662,12 @@ class TextTable(object):
         text['tavern_old_man_know_tree_unactivated_flute'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("You should play that flute for the weathervane, cause reasons.")
         text['tavern_old_man_have_flute'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("Life? Love? Happiness? The question you should really ask is: Was this generated by Stoops Alu or Stoops Jet?")
         text['chicken_hut_lady'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("This is\nChristos' hut.\n\nHe's out, searching for a bow.")
-        text['running_man'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("Hi, Do you\nknow Veetorp?\n\nYou really\nshould. And\nall the other great guys who made this possible.\nGo thank them.\n\n\nIf you can catch them…")
+        text['running_man'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("Catch me,\nIf you can!")
         text['game_race_sign'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("Why are you reading this sign? Run!!!")
         text['sign_bumper_cave'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("You need Cape, but not Hookshot")
         text['sign_catfish'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("toss rocks\ntoss items\ntoss cookies")
         text['sign_north_village_of_outcasts'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("↑ Skull Woods\n\n↓ Steve's Town")
-        text['sign_south_of_bumper_cave'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("\n→ Karkats cave")
+        text['sign_south_of_bumper_cave'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("\n→ Dark Sanctuary")
         text['sign_east_of_pyramid'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("\n→ Dark Palace")
         text['sign_east_of_bomb_shop'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("\n← Bomb Shoppe")
         text['sign_east_of_mire'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("\n← Misery Mire\n no way in.\n no way out.")
@@ -1897,7 +1895,7 @@ class TextTable(object):
         text['ganon_fall_in'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("You drove\naway my other\nself, Agahnim,\ntwo times…\nBut, I won't\ngive you the\nTriforce.\nI'll defeat\nyou!")
         # 170
         text['ganon_phase_3'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("Can you beat\nmy darkness\ntechnique?")
-        text['lost_woods_thief'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("Have you seen Andy?\n\nHe was out looking for our prized Ether medallion.\nI wonder when he will be back?")
+        text['lost_woods_thief'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("Did you just vent?")
         text['blinds_hut_dude'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("I'm just some dude. This is Blind's hut.")
         text['end_triforce'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("{SPEED2}\n{MENU}\n{NOBORDER}\n     G G")
         text['toppi_fallen'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("Ouch!\n\nYou Jerk!")
@@ -1906,7 +1904,7 @@ class TextTable(object):
         text['thief_desert_rupee_cave'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("So you, like, busted down my door, and are being a jerk by talking to me? Normally I would be angry and make you pay for it, but I bet you're just going to break all my pots and steal my 50 rupees.")
         text['thief_ice_rupee_cave'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("I'm a rupee pot farmer. One day I will take over the world with my skillz. Have you met my brother in the desert? He's way richer than I am.")
         text['telepathic_tile_south_east_darkworld_cave'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("~~ dev cave ~~\n  no farming\n   required")
-        text['cukeman'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("Did you hear that Veetorp beat ajneb174 in a 1 on 1 race at AGDQ?")
+        text['cukeman'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("Hey mon!")
         text['cukeman_2'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("You found Shabadoo, huh?\nNiiiiice.")
         text['potion_shop_no_cash'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("Yo! I'm not running a charity here.")
         text['kakariko_powdered_chicken'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("Smallhacker…\n\n\nWas hiding, you found me!\n\n\nOkay, you can leave now.")