I hate insect
puns, they
really bug me.
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I haven't seen
the eye doctor
in years.
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I don't see
you having a
bright future
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Are you doing
a blind run
of this game?
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Pizza joke? No
I think it's a
bit too cheesy
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A novice skier
often jumps to
contusions.
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The beach?
I'm not shore
I can make it.
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Rental agents
offer quarters
for dollars.
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I got my tires
fixed for a
flat rate.
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New lightbulb
invented?
Enlighten me.
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A baker's job
is a piece of
cake.
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My optometrist
said I have
vision!
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When you're a
baker, don't
loaf around
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Mire requires
ether quake,
or bombos
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Broken pencils
are pointless.
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The food they
serve guards
lasts sentries
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Being crushed
by big objects
is depressing.
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A tap dancer's
routine runs
hot and cold.
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A weeknight
is a tiny
nobleman
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The chimney
sweep wore a
soot and tye.
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Gardeners like
to spring into
action.
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Bad at nuclear
physics. I Got
no fission.
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