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Start your day
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smiling with a
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delicious
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wholegrain
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breakfast
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created for
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your
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incredible
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insides.
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---
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You drove
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away my other
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self, Agahnim
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two times…
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But, I won't
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give you the
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Triforce.
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I'll defeat
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you!
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---
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Impa says that
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the mark on
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your hand
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means that you
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are the hero
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chosen to
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awaken Zelda.
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your blood can
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resurrect me.
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---
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Don't stand,
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don't stand so
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Don't stand so
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close to me
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Don't stand so
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close to me
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back off buddy
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So ya
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Thought ya
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Might like to
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go to the show
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To feel the
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warm thrill of
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confusion
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That space
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cadet glow.
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Like other
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pulmonate land
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gastropods,
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the majority
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of land slugs
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have two pairs
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of 'feelers'
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or tentacles
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on their head.
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If you were a
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burrito, what
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kind of a
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burrito would
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you be?
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Me, I fancy I
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would be a
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spicy barbacoa
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burrito.
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I am your
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father's
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brother's
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nephew's
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cousin's
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former
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roommate. What
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does that make
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us, you ask?
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I'll be more
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eager about
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encouraging
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thinking
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outside the
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box when there
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is evidence of
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any thinking
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inside it.
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If we're not
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meant to have
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midnight
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snacks, then
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why is there
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a light in the
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fridge?
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---
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I feel like we
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keep ending up
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here.
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Don't you?
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It's like
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deja vu
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all over again
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Did you know?
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The biggest
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and heaviest
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cheese ever
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produced
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weighed
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57,518 pounds
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and was 32
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feet long.
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Now there was
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a time, When
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you loved me
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so. I couldn't
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do wrong,
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And now you
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need to know.
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So How you
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like me now?
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Did you know?
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Nutrition
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experts
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recommend that
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at least half
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of our daily
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grains come
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from whole
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grain products
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The Hemiptera
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or true bugs
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are an order
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of insects
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covering 50k
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to 80k species
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like aphids,
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cicadas, and
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shield bugs.
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Thanks for
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dropping in,
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the first
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passengers
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in a hot
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air balloon.
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were a duck,
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a sheep,
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and a rooster.
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You think you
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are so smart?
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I bet you
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didn't know
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You can't hum
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while holding
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your nose
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closed.
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Grumble,
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grumble…
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grumble,
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grumble…
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Seriously you
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were supposed
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to bring food
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Join me hero,
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and I shall
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make your face
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the greatest
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in the dark
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world!
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Or else you
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will die!
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