**IMPORTANT:** This script *must* be loaded before any other script that uses it! To ensure that it is, set the "Position" setting in Tampermonkey to 1. (See the following animations.) The only exception is the [Blaseball Userscript Loader](https://git.hollymcfarland.com/monorail/blaseball-userscript-loader), which must come before it. If you already have the loader installed, set this script's position to 2 instead.