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Update various texts 

Especially the puns. which now have more variety
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Kevin Cathcart 2018-01-01 21:17:17 -05:00
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Items.py
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@ -35,7 +35,7 @@ item_table = {'Bow': (True, False, None, 0x0B, 'You have\nchosen the\narcher cla
'Mushroom': (True, False, None, 0x29, 'I\'m a fun guy!\n\nI\'m a funghi!', 'and the legal drugs', 'the drug-dealing kid', 'legal drugs for sale', 'shroom swap', 'shroom boy sells drugs again'),
'Shovel': (True, False, None, 0x13, 'Can\n You\n Dig it?', 'and the fetch quest', 'archaeologist kid', 'dirt spade for sale', 'can you dig it', 'shovel boy digs again'),
'Lamp': (True, False, None, 0x12, 'Baby, baby,\nbaby.\nLight my way!', 'and the flashlight', 'light-shining kid', 'flashlight for sale', 'fungus for illumination', 'illuminated boy can see again'),
'Magic Powder': (True, False, None, 0x0D, 'you can turn\nanti-faeries\ninto fairies', 'and the magic sack', 'the sack-holding kid', 'magic sack for sale', 'the witch and assistant', 'magic boy plays marbles again'),
'Magic Powder': (True, False, None, 0x0D, 'you can turn\nanti-faeries\ninto faeries', 'and the magic sack', 'the sack-holding kid', 'magic sack for sale', 'the witch and assistant', 'magic boy plays marbles again'),
'Moon Pearl': (True, False, None, 0x1F, ' Bunny Link\n be\n gone!', 'and the jaw breaker', 'fortune-telling kid', 'lunar orb for sale', 'shrooms for moon rock', 'moon boy plays ball again'),
'Cane of Somaria': (True, False, None, 0x15, 'I make blocks\nto hold down\nswitches!', 'and the red blocks', 'the block-making kid', 'block stick for sale', 'block stick for trade', 'cane boy makes blocks again'),
'Fire Rod': (True, False, None, 0x07, 'I\'m the hot\nrod. I make\nthings burn!', 'and the flamethrower', 'fire-starting kid', 'rage rod for sale', 'fungus for rage-rod', 'firestarter boy burns again'),

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Rom.py
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@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ import random
from Dungeons import dungeon_music_addresses
from Text import string_to_alttp_text, text_addresses, Credits
from Text import Uncle_texts, Ganon1_texts, PyramidFairy_texts, TavernMan_texts, Sahasrahla2_texts, Triforce_texts, Blind_texts, BombShop2_texts
from Text import KingsReturn_texts, Sanctuary_texts, Kakariko_texts, Blacksmiths_texts, DeathMountain_texts, LostWoods_texts, WishingWell_texts, DesertPalace_texts, MountainTower_texts, LinksHouse_texts, Lumberjacks_texts, SickKid_texts, FluteBoy_texts, Zora_texts, MagicShop_texts
from Text import KingsReturn_texts, Sanctuary_texts, Kakariko_texts, Blacksmiths_texts, DeathMountain_texts, LostWoods_texts, WishingWell_texts, DesertPalace_texts, MountainTower_texts, LinksHouse_texts, Lumberjacks_texts, SickKid_texts, FluteBoy_texts, Zora_texts, MagicShop_texts, Sahasrahla_names
from Utils import local_path
@ -911,7 +911,8 @@ def write_strings(rom, world):
credits.update_credits_line('castle', 0, random.choice(KingsReturn_texts))
credits.update_credits_line('sancturary', 0, random.choice(Sanctuary_texts))
credits.update_credits_line('kakariko', 0, random.choice(Kakariko_texts))
credits.update_credits_line('kakariko', 0, random.choice(Kakariko_texts).format(random.choice(Sahasrahla_names)))
credits.update_credits_line('desert', 0, random.choice(DesertPalace_texts))
credits.update_credits_line('hera', 0, random.choice(MountainTower_texts))
credits.update_credits_line('house', 0, random.choice(LinksHouse_texts))

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Text.py
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@ -16,31 +16,250 @@ text_addresses = {'Pedestal': (0x180300, 256),
'Ganon2Invincible': (0x181200, 256)}
Uncle_texts = ['Good Luck!\nYou will need it.', 'Forward this message to 10 other people or this seed will be awful.', 'I hope you like your seeds bootless and fluteless.',
'10\n9\n8\n7\n6\n5\n4\n3\n2\n1\nGo!', 'I have crippling depression.', 'I\'m off to visit cousin Fritzl.']
Triforce_texts = ['Product has Hole in center. Bad seller, 0 out of 5.', 'Who stole the fourth triangle?', 'Trifource?\nMore Like Tritrice, am I right?'
'\n Well Done!', 'You just wasted 2 hours of your life.', 'This was meant to be a trapezoid']
Uncle_texts = [
'Good Luck!\nYou will need it.',
'Forward this message to 10 other people or this seed will be awful.',
'I hope you like your seeds bootless and fluteless.',
'10\n9\n8\n7\n6\n5\n4\n3\n2\n1\nGo!',
'I\'m off to visit cousin Fritzl.'
] * 2 + [
"We're out of\nWeetabix. To\nthe store!",
"This seed is\nbootless\nuntil boots.",
"Why do we only\nhave one bed?",
"This is the\nonly textbox.",
"I'm going to\ngo watch the\nMoth tutorial.",
"This seed is\nthe worst.",
"Chasing tail.\nFly ladies.\nDo not follow.",
"I feel like\nI've done this\nbefore...",
"Magic cape can\npass through\nthe barrier!",
"If this is a\nKanzeon seed,\nI'm quitting.",
"I am not your\nreal uncle.",
"You're going\nto have a very\nbad time.",
"Today you\nwill have\nbad luck.",
"I am leaving\nforever.\nGoodbye.",
"Don't worry.\nI got this\ncovered.",
"Race you to\nthe castle!",
"\n hi",
"I'M JUST GOING\nOUT FOR A\nPACK OF SMOKES",
"It's dangerous\nto go alone.\nSee ya!",
"ARE YOU A BAD\nENOUGH DUDE TO\nRESCUE ZELDA?",
"\n\n I AM ERROR",
"This seed is\nsub 2 hours,\nguaranteed.",
"The chest is\na secret to\neverybody.",
"I'm off to\nfind the\nwind fish.",
"The shortcut\nto Ganon\nis this way!",
"THE MOON IS\nCRASHING! RUN\nFOR YOUR LIFE!",
"Time to fight\nhe who must\nnot be named.",
"RED MAIL\nIS FOR\nCOWARDS.",
"HEY!\n\nLISTEN!",
"Well\nexcuuuuuse me,\nprincess!",
"5,000 Rupee\nreward for >\nYou're boned",
"Welcome to\nStoops Lonk's\nHoose",
"Erreur de\ntraduction.\nsvp reessayer",
"I could beat\nit in an hour\nand one life",
"I thought this\nwas open mode?",
]
Triforce_texts = [
'Product has Hole in center. Bad seller, 0 out of 5.',
'Who stole the fourth triangle?',
'Trifource?\nMore Like Tritrice, am I right?'
'\n Well Done!',
'You just wasted 2 hours of your life.',
'This was meant to be a trapezoid'
] * 2 + [
"\n G G",
"All your base\nare belong\nto us.",
"You have ended\nthe domination\nof dr. wily",
" thanks for\n playing!!!",
"\n You Win!",
" Thank you!\n your quest\n is over.",
" A winner\n is\n you!",
"\n WINNER!!",
"\n I'm sorry\n\nbut your\nprincess is in\nanother castle",
"\n success!",
" Whelp…\n that just\n happened",
" Oh hey…\n it's you",
"\n Wheeeeee!!",
" Time for\n another one?",
"and\n\n scene",
"\n GOT EM!!",
"\nTHE VALUUUE!!!",
"Cool seed,\n\nright?",
"\n We did it!",
" Spam those\n emotes in\n wilds chat",
"\n O M G",
" Hello. Will\n you be my\n friend?",
" Beetorp\n was\n here!",
"The Wind Fish\nwill wake\nsoon. Hoot!",
"meow meow meow\nmeow meow meow\n oh my god!",
"Ahhhhhhhhh\nYa ya yaaaah\nYa ya yaaah",
".done\n\n.comment lol",
]
BombShop2_texts = ['Bombs!\nBombs!\nBiggest!\nBestest!\nGreatest!\nBoomest!']
PyramidFairy_texts = ['May I talk to you about our lord and savior, Ganon?']
Sahasrahla2_texts = ['You already got my item, idiot.', 'Why are you still talking to me?', 'This text won\'t change.', 'Have you met my brother, Hasarahshla?']
Blind_texts = ['I bet you expected a vision related pun?\n\nNot Today.\n Didn\'t see that coming, did you?', 'What do you call a blind dinosaur?\n A Doyouthinkhe-saurus',
'A blind man walks into a bar...\n\n\n and a table\n\n\n and a door.',
'Why can\'t blind people eat fish?\n Because it\'s see food']
Ganon1_texts = ['\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWhy are you reading an empty textbox?', 'Hi', 'Hey, can you turn off the lights?', 'Oink Oink',
'Uncle: How do you like my Ganon cosplay?', 'I\'ll try spinning - that\'s a good trick!', 'Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?']
TavernMan_texts = ['Did you know that talking to random NPCs wastes time in a race? I hope this information may be of use to you in the future.']
Blind_texts = [
"I hate insect\npuns, they\nreally bug me.",
"I haven't seen\nthe eye doctor\nin years",
"I don't see\nyou having a\nbright future",
"Are you doing\na blind run\nof this game?",
"pizza joke? no\nI think it's a\nbit too cheesy",
"A novice skier\noften jumps to\ncontusions.",
"the beach?\nI'm not shore\nI can make it.",
"Rental agents\noffer quarters\nfor dollars.",
"I got my tires\nfixed for a\nflat rate.",
"New lightbulb\ninvented?\nEnlighten me.",
"A baker's job\nis a piece of\ncake.",
"My optometrist\nsaid I have\nvision!",
"when you're a\nbaker, don't\nloaf around",
"mire requires\nether quake,\nor bombos",
"Broken pencils\nare pointless.",
"The food they\nserve guards\nlasts sentries",
"being crushed\nby big objects\nis depressing.",
"A tap dancer's\nroutine runs\nhot and cold.",
"A weeknight is\na tiny\nnobleman",
"The chimney\nsweep wore a\nsoot and tye.",
"Gardeners like\nto spring into\naction.",
"bad at nuclear\nphysics. I\nGot no fission",
]
Ganon1_texts = [
"Start your day\nsmiling with a\ndelicious\nwholegrain\nbreakfast\ncreated for\nyour\nincredible\ninsides.",
"You drove\naway my other\nself, Agahnim\ntwo times…\nBut, I won't\ngive you the\nTriforce.\nI'll defeat\nyou!",
"Impa says that\nthe mark on\nyour hand\nmeans that you\nare the hero\nchosen to\nawaken Zelda.\nyour blood can\nresurrect me.",
"Don't stand,\n\ndon't stand so\nDon't stand so\n\nclose to me\nDon't stand so\nclose to me\nback off buddy",
"So ya\nThought ya\nMight like to\ngo to the show\nTo feel the\nwarm thrill of\nconfusion\nThat space\ncadet glow.",
"Like other\npulmonate land\ngastropods,\nthe majority\nof land slugs\nhave two pairs\nof 'feelers'\nor tentacles\non their head.",
"If you were a\nburrito, what\nkind of a\nburrito would\nyou be?\nMe, I fancy I\nwould be a\nspicy barbacoa\nburrito.",
"I am your\nfather's\nbrother's\nnephew's\ncousin's\nformer\nroommate. What\ndoes that make\nus, you ask?",
"I'll be more\neager about\nencouraging\nthinking\noutside the\nbox when there\nis evidence of\nany thinking\ninside it.",
"If we're not\nmeant to have\nmidnight\nsnacks, then\nwhy is there\na light in the\nfridge?\n",
"I feel like we\nkeep ending up\nhere.\n\nDon't you?\n\nIt's like\ndeja vu\nall over again",
"Did you know?\nThe biggest\nand heaviest\ncheese ever\nproduced\nweighed\n57,518 pounds\nand was 32\nfeet long.",
"Now there was\na time, When\nyou loved me\nso. I couldn't\ndo wrong,\nAnd now you\nneed to know.\nSo How you\nlike me now?",
"Did you know?\nNutrition\nexperts\nrecommend that\nat least half\nof our daily\ngrains come\nfrom whole\ngrain products",
]
TavernMan_texts = [
'Did you know that talking to random NPCs wastes time in a race? I hope this information may be of use to you in the future.'
] + [
"What do you\ncall a blind\ndinosaur?\nadoyouthink-\nhesaurus\n",
"A blind man\nwalks into\na bar.\nAnd a table.\nAnd a chair.\n",
"What do ducks\nlike to eat?\n\nQuackers!\n",
"How do you\nset up a party\nin space?\n\nYou planet!\n",
"I'm glad I\nknow sign\nlanguage,\nit's pretty\nhandy.\n",
"What did Zelda\nsay to Link at\na secure door?\n\nTRIFORCE!\n",
"I am on a\nseafood diet.\n\nEvery time\nI see food,\nI eat it.",
"I've decided\nto sell my\nvacuum.\nIt was just\ngathering\ndust.",
"Whats the best\ntime to go to\nthe dentist?\n\nTooth-hurtie!\n",
"Why can't a\nbike stand on\nits own?\n\nIt's two-tired!\n",
"If you haven't\nfound Quake\nyet…\nit's not your\nfault.",
"Why is Peter\nPan always\nflying?\nBecause he\nNeverlands!",
"I once told a\njoke to Armos.\n\nBut he\nremained\nstone-faced!",
"Lanmola was\nlate to our\ndinner party.\nHe just came\nfor the desert",
"Moldorm is\nsuch a\nprankster.\nAnd I fall for\nit every time!",
"Helmasaur is\nthrowing a\nparty.\nI hope it's\na masquerade!",
"I'd like to\nknow Arrghus\nbetter.\nBut he won't\ncome out of\nhis shell!",
"Mothula didn't\nhave much fun\nat the party.\nHe's immune to\nspiked punch!",
"Don't set me\nup with that\nchick from\nSteve's Town.\n\n\nI'm not\ninterested in\na Blind date!",
"Kholdstare is\nafraid to go\nto the circus.\nHungry kids\nthought he was\ncotton candy!",
"I asked who\nVitreous' best\nfriends are.\nHe said,\n'Me, Myself,\nand Eye!'",
"Trinexx can be\na hothead or\nhe can be an\nice guy. In\nthe end, he's\na solid\nindividual!",
"Bari thought I\nhad moved out\nof town.\nHe was shocked\nto see me!",
"I can only get\nWeetabix\naround here.\nI have to go\nto Steve's\nTown for Count\nChocula!",
"Don't argue\nwith a frozen\nDeadrock.\nHe'll never\nchange his\nposition!",
"I offered a\ndrink to a\nself-loathing\nGhini.\nHe said he\ndidn't like\nspirits!",
"I was supposed\nto meet Gibdo\nfor lunch.\nBut he got\nwrapped up in\nsomething!",
"Goriya sure\nhas changed\nin this game.\nI hope he\ncomes back\naround!",
"Hinox actually\nwants to be a\nlawyer.\nToo bad he\nbombed the\nBar exam!",
"I'm surprised\nMoblin's tusks\nare so gross.\nHe always has\nhis Trident\nwith him!",
"Don’t tell\nStalfos I’m\nhere.\nHe has a bone\nto pick with\nme!",
"I got\nWallmaster to\nhelp me move\nfurniture.\nHe was really\nhandy!",
"Wizzrobe was\njust here.\nHe always\nvanishes right\nbefore we get\nthe check!",
"I shouldn't\nhave picked up\nZora's tab.\nThat guy\ndrinks like\na fish!",
"I was sharing\na drink with\nPoe.\nFor no reason,\nhe left in a\nheartbeat!",
"Don’t trust\nhorsemen on\nDeath Mountain\nThey’re Lynel\nthe time!",
"Today's\nspecial is\nbattered bat.\nGot slapped\nfor offering a\nlady a Keese!",
"Don’t walk\nunder\npropellered\npineapples.\nYou may end up\nwearing\na pee hat!",
"My girlfriend\nburrowed under\nthe sand.\nSo I decided\nto Leever!",
"Geldman wants\nto be a\nBroadway star.\nHe’s always\npracticing\nJazz Hands!",
"Octoballoon\nmust be mad\nat me.\nHe blows up\nat the sight\nof me!",
"Toppo is a\ntotal pothead.\n\nHe hates it\nwhen you take\naway his grass",
"I lost my\nshield by\nthat house.\nWhy did they\nput up a\nPikit fence?!",
"Know that fox\nin Steve’s\nTown?\nHe’ll Pikku\npockets if you\naren't careful",
"Dash through\nDark World\nbushes.\nYou’ll see\nGanon is tryin\nto Stal you!",
"Eyegore!\n\nYou gore!\nWe all gore\nthose jerks\nwith arrows!",
"I like my\nwhiskey neat.\n\nSome prefer it\nOctoroks!",
"I consoled\nFreezor over a\ncup of coffee.\nHis problems\njust seemed to\nmelt away!",
"Magic droplets\nof water don’t\nshut up.\nThey just\nKyameron!",
"I bought hot\nwings for\nSluggula.\nThey gave him\nexplosive\ndiarrhea!",
"Hardhat Beetle\nwon’t\nLet It Be?\nTell it to Get\nBack or give\nit a Ticket to\nRide down\na hole!",
]
KingsReturn_texts = ['Who is this even', 'The Harem']
Sanctuary_texts = ['A Priest\'s love']
Kakariko_texts = ['Shasschahshahsahahrahsashsa', 'Schaschlik']
Blacksmiths_texts = ['frogs for bread', 'That\'s not a sword', 'The Rupeesmiths']
DeathMountain_texts = ['lost again', 'Alzheimer']
LostWoods_texts = ['thieves\' stump', 'He\'s got wood', 'Dancing pickles']
WishingWell_texts = ['Bottle for Bottle']
DesertPalace_texts = ['literacy moves']
MountainTower_texts = ['up up and away']
LinksHouse_texts = ['Home Sweet Home', 'Only one bed']
Lumberjacks_texts = ['Chop Chop', 'logfellas']
KingsReturn_texts = [
'Who is this even',
'The Harem'
] * 2 + [
"the return of the king",
"fellowship of the ring",
"the two towers",
]
Sanctuary_texts = [
'A Priest\'s love'
] * 2 + [
"the loyal priest",
"read a book",
"sits in own pew",
]
Sahasrahla_names = [
"sahasralah", "sabotaging", "sacahuista", "sacahuiste", "saccharase", "saccharide", "saccharify",
"saccharine", "saccharins", "sacerdotal", "sackcloths", "salmonella", "saltarelli", "saltarello",
"saltations", "saltbushes", "saltcellar", "saltshaker", "salubrious", "sandgrouse", "sandlotter",
"sandstorms", "sandwiched", "sauerkraut", "schipperke", "schismatic", "schizocarp", "schmalzier",
"schmeering", "schmoosing", "shibboleth", "shovelnose", "sahananana", "sarararara", "salamander",
"sharshalah", "shahabadoo", "sassafrass",
]
Kakariko_texts = ["{}'s homecoming"]
Blacksmiths_texts = [
'frogs for bread',
'That\'s not a sword',
'The Rupeesmiths'
] * 1 + [
"the dwarven breadsmiths"
]
DeathMountain_texts = [
"the lost old man",
"gary the old man",
"Your ad here"
]
LostWoods_texts = [
'thieves\' stump',
'He\'s got wood',
] * 2 + [
"the forest thief",
"dancing pickles",
"flying vultures",
]
WishingWell_texts = [
"venus. queen of faeries",
"Venus was her name",
"I'm your Venus",
"Yeah, baby, shes got it",
"Venus, I'm your fire",
"Venus, At your desire",
]
DesertPalace_texts = ['vultures rule the desert', 'literacy moves']
MountainTower_texts = ['the bully makes a friend', 'up up and away']
LinksHouse_texts = ['your uncle recovers', 'Home Sweet Home', 'Only one bed']
Lumberjacks_texts = [
'Chop Chop'
] * 2 + [
"twin lumberjacks",
"fresh flapjacks",
"two woodchoppers",
"double lumberman",
"lumberclones",
"woodfellas",
]
SickKid_texts = ['Next Time Stay Down']
Zora_texts = ['Splashes For Sale', 'Slippery when wet']
MagicShop_texts = ['Drug deal', 'Shrooms for days']